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Really Stupid Stories For Really Smart Kids

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Really Stupid Stories for Really Smart Kids

by Alan Katz

4.4 out of 5

Language	:	English
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Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
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Print length	:	176 pages

Really Stupid Stories For Really Smart Kids is a collection of ridiculous, nonsensical, and utterly absurd tales that will make you laugh out loud and scratch your head at the same time.

These stories are perfect for kids of all ages, from 5 to 105. They're sure to entertain, amuse, and provoke thought.

So sit back, relax, and enjoy these silly stories for smart kids.

The Cat in the Hat
The Lorax
The Giving Tree
Where the Wild Things Are
The Very Hungry Caterpillar
The Little Prince

The Cat in the Hat

Once upon a time, there was a cat named Cat in the Hat. He was a very silly cat, and he loved to play tricks on people.

One day, Cat in the Hat went to visit two children named Sally and Dick. Sally and Dick were very bored, and they were looking for something to do.

Cat in the Hat said, "Don't worry, kids! I'm here to entertain you!"

Cat in the Hat then proceeded to do a series of ridiculous things, such as:

Balancing a fish on his nose
Juggling three balls at once
Riding a unicycle
Singing a song about a hippopotamus

Sally and Dick laughed and laughed at Cat in the Hat's antics. They had so much fun that they forgot all about being bored.

The Lorax

Once upon a time, there was a forest full of Truffula trees. The Truffula trees were very special trees, and they made the air smell sweet.

One day, a man named the Once-ler came to the forest. The Once-ler was a very greedy man, and he wanted to cut down all the Truffula trees to make money.

The Lorax, who spoke for the trees, tried to stop the Once-ler, but the Once-ler wouldn't listen. He cut down all the Truffula trees, and the forest was destroyed.

The Once-ler soon realized that he had made a big mistake. He had destroyed the forest, and he had made the air smell bad.

The Lorax told the Once-ler that he could plant a new Truffula tree, and the forest would come back. The Once-ler planted a new tree, and the forest slowly started to grow back.

The Giving Tree

Once upon a time, there was a tree who loved a boy. The boy would come to the tree every day and play under her branches. He would climb up her trunk and sit in her leaves.

As the boy grew older, he needed the tree less and less. He stopped coming to play under her branches, and he stopped climbing up her trunk.

But the tree still loved the boy, and she waited for him to come back.

One day, the boy came back to the tree. He was a man now, and he needed the tree's help.

The tree gave the boy her branches to build a house, her leaves to make a bed, and her trunk to make a boat.

The boy was very grateful to the tree, and he promised to never forget her.

Where the Wild Things Are

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Max. Max was a very naughty boy, and he always got into trouble.

One day, Max was so naughty that his mother sent him to bed without any supper.

Max was very angry, and he decided to run away from home.

Max ran and ran until he came to a forest. He followed a path through the forest, and he soon came to a clearing.

In the clearing, Max saw a group of Wild Things. The Wild Things were very big and scary, but they were also very friendly.

Max became the king of the Wild Things, and he had a lot of fun playing with them.

But after a while, Max started to get homesick. He missed his mother and his home.

Max said goodbye to the Wild Things, and he went back home.

The Very Hungry Caterpillar

Once upon a time, there was a very hungry caterpillar. He ate and ate, but he was still hungry.

The caterpillar ate through a whole apple, two pears, three plums, four strawberries, and five oranges.

The caterpillar was still hungry, so he ate a piece of chocolate cake, a slice of cheese, a hot dog, a lollipop, and a pickle.

The caterpillar was finally full, so he built a cocoon around himself and went to sleep.

When the caterpillar woke up, he was a beautiful butterfly.

The Little Prince

Once upon a time, there was a little prince who lived on a small planet. The little prince was lonely, so he decided to travel to other planets.

The little prince visited many planets, and he met many different people.

On one planet, he met a king who was very proud of his power.

On another planet, he met a businessman who was always counting his money.

On another planet, he met a drunkard who was always drinking.

The little prince was sad to see how people on other planets were so unhappy.

Finally, the little prince came to Earth. He met a fox, who taught him the importance of friendship.

The little prince realized that the things that make life truly meaningful are not things that can be bought or sold. The things that make life truly meaningful are love, friendship

Really Stupid Stories for Really Smart Kids

by Alan Katz

4.4 out of 5